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The House That Jack Built

This is the house that Jack built.

This is the corn that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the rat that ate the corn

that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cat that killed the rat, that ate the corn,

that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the dog that worried the cat,

that killed the rat, that ate the corn,

that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the cow with the crumpled horn,

that tossed the dog, that worried the cat,

that killed the rat, that ate the corn,

that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the maiden all for lorn

that milked the cow with the crumpled horn,

that tossed the dog, that worried the cat,

that killed the rat, that ate the corn,

that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the man, all lattered and torn,

that kissed the maiden all for lorn

that milked the cow with the crumpled horn,

that tossed the dog, that worried the cat,

that killed the rat, that ate the corn,

that lay in the house that Jack built.

This is the priest, all shaven and shorn,

that married the man, all lattered and torn,

that kissed the maiden all for lorn

that milked the cow with the crumpled horn,

that tossed the dog, that worried the cat,

that killed the rat, that ate the corn,

that lay in the house that Jack built.

5.

A:

Now, look at this, sir – this marvellous seventeenth-century mirror. It’s a thing both of beauty and of worth.

B:

Yes, but d’you think…

A:

Oh I think you’ll like the price too, sir.

B:

Mm. Perhaps so. But to me it seems quite worthless.

A:

Oh – you can have complete faith in it!

B:

Yes – but can you see your face in it?

6.

Once a boy who thought himself a grown-up man came to the barber’s shop and asked the barber to shave him. The barber asked him to sit down and soaped his face. Then he left the boy alone. He stood at the door speaking and laughing with another barber. The boy got tired of waiting and shouted, ‘Well what are you leaving me all this time for?’ The barber replied, ‘I’m waiting until your beard grows’.

7.